Just overheard from my younger child's room:
AD : Waaaaaaaaah! Mommy!
MD : That's not good enough. You have to sound like you're hurt.
AD : Wahhhhhhaaahhh! Houwwwww! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
MD : That's good. But you wouldn't actually say "Ouch". It has to sound real.
AD : Oh. Oooooooooohhhhhh! Wahhhhh!
MD : See. Now daddy will give you dessert.
I'm putty. Pathetic Putty.
ALSO
There's a really really nice new FROLF course in Greer, near my house. Any of you Friday or Sunday Bradoweeners want to play. I'll set that up. I loves me some FROLF.
RSVP for that.