We're playing five handed and I'm sitting UTG when I look down at a handsome pair, Cowboys. Blinds are 25/50 and I raise it up to 150. A smaller stack behind me pushes all in, and the BB almost immediately calls. I have no choice but to push the BB all in as well.
Then the cards are flipped.
Me: KK (18% pre-flop)
Short-stack: QQ (16%)
Big Blind: AA (66%)
Remember, we were five-handed.
The flop comes down J-6-5, all hearts. I have the only heart.
KK (43%)
QQ (4%)
AA (53%)
The turn is another J.
KK (21%)
QQ (5%)
AA (74%)
The river...
Wait for it...
The Q of Spades. The dirty bitch. It was ugly.
Live poker is rigged.