Iggy posted the link to Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing.
It reminded me of the weekend, which I had largely forgot, but I know started with poker and ended...well, with these new rules for myself.
1) When the girl sitting next to you at the bar orders a shot with her boyfriend, don't say, "We'll have what they're having." This is in large part because it's going to cost you way too much and not get you drunk enough.
2) When you reach the bottom of your fourth beer, don't let your friend decide whether it's time to go home, because he will say he'd like to stay out and you'll say okay.
3) When G-Rob shows up, run away.
4) When G-Rob offers to buy a round, tell him you don't want a drink with 151 in it, because, if you don't specify, that's what he'll bring back.
5) When you offer a band too little money for a booking when they already have a contract, it's improper to ask them again if they'll do it for the same amount. It's even more improper to ask again. And again. And again. And it's further improper to then chase the band down the street asking for the same thing for the same amount.
6) When your friends have heard of your dismay at having been turned down by the band, refrain from telling the same story over and over again. And again. And again.
7) When a girl tells you her name is Stella, it's very proper (and still hilarious) to yell at the top of your lungs, "Stellllllaaaa! Stellllllaaa!" Yeah, even if she hears that joke every day.
Obviously, I need to do some more priming before this weekend. Else, I may be in trouble.