I've been to Vegas, oh YES, I have gazed upon the neon heaven. I know its foolish to forge a complex plan, but a basic outline never hurts. That said, if you should need a moment of G-Rob glory, here's my agenda.
THURSDAY JUNE 2nd
10:30 PM Arrive in Las Vegas
10:31 PM Put loose change in airport slots
10:33 PM Explain principle of "EV" to wife
10:35 PM Find Cab to the "Plaza"
10:45 PM Arrive at hotel
10:46 PM Conclude stupid argument with wife about "EV"
10:47 PM Locate AL
11:00 PM - 4:00 AM Free Swim
FRIDAY JUNE 3rd
11:01 AM Locate aspirin
11:02 AM Cuddle with wife
11:03 AM Shower
Noon AM/PM Locate the Rio
12:01 PM - midafternoon Root for bloggers and get wicked drunk
Evening (PM) Lovely dinner with wife
Night (PM) Take picture of wife (and Mrs. Blood) riding coaster at NY NY
Late Night (PM) Get incoherent and play poker at Excalibur
SATURDAY JUNE 4th
WHATEVER TIME I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL TELL ME - Blogger tourney
AFTER THAT - Sheer insanity
SUNDAY JUNE 5th
12:01 PM Argue with housekeeping about checkout time
12:05 PM Find remaining bloggers
12:06 PM Find remaining money
12:07 PM Play actual poker
Midnight Catch f'n REDEYE home
So...who's with me?